So… it is 12:08 in South Africa.
The WrestleMania 33 Kickoff show is happening.
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal is in full swing.
So, here we go!
The announcement team will not shut up about Baron Corbin’s win last year.
Interesting Stuff: Both The Big Show and Braun Strowman have been eliminated!
Tian Bing just eliminated Breezango (yeah, both of them)
Mark Henry just got eliminated.
Bing just got eliminated by Ziggler.
Zayn just helluva kicked … (someone… yeah, I did not see)
Ziggler keeps holding on! (What is he, the next Kofi Kingston?!)
The set looks quite… theme park like…
Ziggler has finally been eliminated (by Mojo Rawley)
Five men remaining!
One of the announcers just said that one of these men’s lives will be changed forever… yeah, I’m not sure.
Rawley, Daine & Mahal?
I did not expect these people to be the final three… but okay…
Mahal just spilled some guy (who I shall assume is famous) with his drink.
Tall guy just climbed over the barricaade… (side note: the guy is wearing a shirt that says “Stay Hyped”)
Security is trying to make the guy go back to his seat (also failing at it)
Tall guy is from the NFL (?)
Woah! Tall guy just hit Mahal! In the ring!
Daine is eliminated.
Rawley just won! Woah!!!!
Tall guy climbing into the ring again.
They are doing… something…
The pre-show panel consists of Renee Young, Booker T, Jerry “The King” Lawler & Shawn Michaels.
#AskHeyman is the social media lounge trend…
Paul Heyman is on fire.
30 minutes left of the kickoff
The Intercontinental Championship match is on the kickoff show?!
They truly are!!!
The match is getting underway…
I should probably sleep.
I have school tomorrow… well, today…
Ambrose planted Corbin with a Dirty Deeds to retain his title.